Author: Seth
"Worst. Banana. Ever."
He had just about had it. His watch ended ten minutes ago, and yet his relief hadn't arrived.
'Five minutes, I'm going to give her five minutes before I walk over there and really let her have it...'
Those five minutes crawled by slower than a Snear in winter. By the time he finally counted down to the last second in his self-imposed grace-period, he was quite literally fuming.
Grumbling darkly, he rose to his feet and stomped over to the small girl sleeping with her back propped against a tree, who was supposed to have taken over for him fifteen minutes ago, pausing only to pat out his smouldering clothes.
"Fuu, get up!" He hissed. "It's your turn to take the watch!"
Nothing.
"C'mon! Up you lazy little…" He started to shake her shoulders. "Why won't you wake up!?"
Again, nothing.
"Wake up, dang it!" He growled, finally losing his cool and introducing his boot to her head at high velocity.
Still nothing.
"For the love of…" He sighed exasperatedly, resting his boot on her face. Pausing for a moment he looked left, then right, and when he was certain nobody else was awake a small flame burst into existence from his fingers.
"Well since she won't wake up, they can't really blame me if I take matters into my own hands." He grinned. "It's not like I haven't tried everyth-" His eyes widened, and the fire in his palm flickered out.
'Of course! How could I have been so stupid?!'
"Hey Fuu~♪ I've got a nice, ripe banana fo-"
*Chomp*
Kitsuno howled, hopping painfully around Division 5's camp, trying in vain to pry Fuu's teeth from around his ankle.
Boot or no boot, nothing got in the way between Fuu and a banana and lived to tell the tale.
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