Mischief

Author: Lariat

Bean finally showed up today. God knows where she's been to. She said she had joined a pirate crew. "You know, you might get arrested or even killed someday." I said to her. She just shrugged it off, saying she's been practicing her escapades.

Today just had to be the day that she had come back home.

As she looked around the headquarters, Uki looked at me, signaling me that it was time. And if just on cue, Bean had shrieked.

"Who is- No, what is this!" she said in disgust, pointing her finger at Fuu. Fuu just looked at her with wonder and curiosity. Uki gave me the thumbs up, so I walked over.

"This is Fuu."

"Why is she... Ryuu! She needs to take a bath! And her eating habits are sloppy! She's like an infant!"

"Oh stop complaining. You see, there's a reason for why she's like this."

"T-There is...?"

"Of course." Uki tried holding down his laughter. "You see, I found Fuu in a forest. There had been rumors about a godly forest spirit dwelling in the woods. That sort of godly being is right here, Fuu."

"...What?"

"But see, she entrusted me into protecting her from now on. However, as to not alarm anyone and to be amongst the humans, she decided act stupid as if she were some kind of 4-year-old. Well, at least, she used her mighty power to turn herself this way."

"...M-Mighty power...?"

"Yeah. See that bandanna she's wearing? The source of all her godly powers. If it is taken off, she will be rendered extremely vunerable. But she needs to supply that power too. So Fuu must be given large amounts of offerings of bananas everyday. And it must be bananas. She refuses anything else. So here she is. The mighty forest spirit, Fuu."

Uki just looked so unbearble trying to hold down his laughter. Apparently Tel could, uh, tell what we were up to. Everyone else just looked in confusion after my 'explaination'. Bean's face was just complete of shock and disgust. And then he just fell off his seat at that point, rolling on the floor, laughing, as Tel tried to calm him down. Everyone else had looked around and gossiped, trying to process what was going on.

Our little prank had actually worked.

Taiki came up to me, "Ryuu, is that true? If so, then I have newfound respect for Fuu!"

Oh wait...

He took Fuu's hands into his, "Fuu, I never knew you were such a heavenly being!"

Oh... I think it's starting to backfire...